When Steves Collide...Again

Hey guys, it's Donnie...Once upon a time, Stephen Sommers was going to be directing a remake of the 1951 sci-fi film When Worlds Collide, the story of a "rogue planet" that is going to smash into the earth and an astronomer's desperate attempt to get some members of humanity off the planet before humanity goes bye-bye.

Then he left to go do A Night At The Museum, in which Ben Stiller would play a museum security guard who awakens a curse that brings all the display animals and insects to life.

Then he left that project a few weeks ago and allowed Cheaper By The Dozen director a.k.a. talentless hack Shawn Levy to take over that picture.

As of this morning Sommers is back to When World Collide, now for producer Steven Spielberg.

So what am I saying?

I'm saying we've got two more crappy movies on the way.

Hurrah.