Everyone Wants To Be Prestigious

Hey guys, it's Donnie... Last week it was David Bowie. This week, director Chris Nolan has brought Scarlet Johansson and her marvelous sweater puppets onboard his next flick, The Prestige.

Johansson, who is currently attached to more films than she can ever possibly hope to actually complete, will play an assistant to one of the magicians who is then sent to spy on the other, thus probably causing all sorts of jealousy and paranoia. This project gets better and better every day.

Next week it’ll probably be announced that Laurence Olivier has come back from the dead just so he can be in this movie.