Never Tease A Dead Man's Chest

Hey guys, it's Donnie...Disney has released the first teaser poster for their surefire money-maker, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, and it's...exactly what you'd expect it to be. A big skull. Although, I must say, I'm rather fond of that little Jack Sparrow voodoo doll. That's pretty damn clever if I do say so myself. That being said, I'm sure you'll be able to find a plethora of them lining the shelves of your local Walmart a few months down the road.

For those not "in the know", the sequel finds Jack Sparrow indebted to the legendary Davey Jones (Bill Nighy) and in dire need of assistance from his pals Will and Elizabeth. There's a third chapter being filmed at the same time (they've been on hiatus for a few weeks now, but I think they just started up again recently) which will also include Chow Yun Fat as another menacing pirate captain.

The first one was all kinds of fun (if a bit long) so here's hoping they can maintain those good spirits. And by good spirits, I mean rum.

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Why's the rum gone?