19 August 2005

Dr. Uwe Boll Prescribes Sentance Fragments

Hey guys, it's Donnie...I'm sorry, but this is just too good to pass up. I discovered this "interview" with Dr. Uwe Boll concerning his upcoming Dungeon Siege. I put interview in quotations because it is probably the worst interview I've ever read. I don't know how this thing was conducted, but it seems almost like the interviewer compiled all his questions into a questionaire and Boll filled it out as quickly as possible. No reponse is more than two sentences long and the majority of them are merely sentence fragments of five words or less. Some of them barely even answer the question asked. For example:
4. Will we see any hot women in metal underwear?!
Dr Boll - Kristana Loken and Leelee Sobieski are warriors.

13. Will there be any characters similar to Conan or Red Sonya?
Dr Boll - Loken as Elora is the TREE WOMAN.
I don't even know what that means. Apparantly Dr. Boll is unfamiliar with the concept of expounding upon your answers. Or, ya know, adjectives in general. Most of the questions are pretty awful as well, including the brainbuster, "Will we see any cool dungeons?" Well I should hope so! The movie is called Dungeon Seige, even Dr. Uwe Boll should be able to figure out that the movie should contain at least one dungeon, and it should probably be at least somewhat cool as it comprises half of your title. Mostly what's missing here is the sense of a conversation between two people. I just....gah, Uwe Boll sucks.

Click it here to read what is quite possibly the worst interview in the history of interviews.


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