Perfect Attendance with Max Fisher

Hey guys, it's Max.....


Yeah, that's right. Introducing me: The first ever featured writer in the Movie Booth. Now Donnie gets someone to fellate him while screening these crazy things we call movies. But only if he buys the popcorn...

What I have in store for you is a weekly jabbering of crazy movie related things and what I think about them. Call me the David Spade of The Movie Booth. I would, but he doesn't get as much play as I do...at least, fuck, I hope. So let's start.

• Spider Man 3 teaser poster up....fan boys cope with having to masturbate to picture of a black person.
• Hey The Hills Have Eyes.......The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) called...they'd like it's movie trailer back.
• Baz Lhurrearrggmen.....give him 4 years, and he gives you 4 hours of a hot actress and an actor you wish weren't on screen.
• Michael Douglas stars as The Sentinel about a man who is a beloved secret service agent, only to be set up for assassinating the president.....or maybe that's what Jack Bauer would WANT you to think.

So that's the kind of stuff you have to look forward to. Hopefully it gets funnier and not mentioned before on this site (this info may or may not be posted already) but for now I have to go pack for my trip to Aruba, where I can do my own investigation into the Natalie Halloway murder. Me and my trusty metal detector, we will do the job...................what are you, a lawyer?

*The views in Max Fisher's Perfect Attendance are inspired by a comedic mind. Max's views do not express the views of the Movie Booth, DonnieDarker, or anyone who loves Spider Man.