X3: Likely Crappy Trailer In Front Of Likely Awesome Movie

Hey guys, it's Donnie...Last week people were all up in a tizzy because the X3 website launched and there was a "teaser" on it. To say that's an exageration would be an understatement. What is actually there is a little flash animation of some trees at Alkalai Lake and Wolverine's claws slashing through some metal. So, in other words, there's nothing there.

However, we've received official word from the bigwigs at 20th Century Fox today and they will be sending out the first X3 teaser with prints of King Kong on December 14th. Of course, since X3 is Fox and Kong is Universal, you're not gauranteed to get one with the other, so you can probably call you local theater and ask them. Then again, it'll probably go online the night before or the night after, and my feeling is that a) the teaser will probably not be very substantial and b) it will most likely be disappointing.

Further evidence to support this claim, we've also gotten an unofficial confirmation that Ohmahyrta Mohta, the model who looks like a 16 year old boy (and a snotty 16 year old boy at that), will be playing Stacy X, aka The Mutant Whore, who will apparantly spend most of the movie following Juggernaut around like a lost puppy. Seriously, am I the only one who thinks "she" looks like Ra from Stargate?



I'm starting to care less and less about this movie, and that apathy above all is what really depresses me when it comes to X3. Don't worry, just remember that we'll be getting a kick ass new Superman a mere month after Brett Ratner is done desecrating the X-Franchise...