Trailertown: Hotties...and Steve Coogan

Hey guys, it's Donnie...Welcome back to Trailertown!

Dead Or Alive - Yes, this is based on the video game about hot chicks kicked copious amounts of ass. And yes, the movie is full of hot chicks kicking copious amounts of ass, including that chick who had a threesome with Drama and Turtle on Entourage. The flick was directed by Corey Yuen, the martial arts guru behind The Transporter movies as well as the great Unleashed. To say that this guy knows his shit would be more than a gross understatement. The Weinstein Co just picked up the distribution rights a few days ago and now we have some moving pictures for our viewing pleasure. Here's what I like most about this trailer: It looks like a crapload of fun. Yuen seems aware that this is a game that appeals to our base instincts: Ass kicking and breasts. You've gotta respect him for sort of taking that idea and just running with it. Hell, he's even got them playing volleyball at one point. I'm very much looking forward to this...

Click it here to get slapped around...in a good way...


Tristram Shandy: A Cock And Bull Story - I watched this trailer solely because the title piqued my interest, and now that I've seen it, well, I'm really not quite sure what to make of this movie. It not only tears down the fourth wall, it blows it to pieces and then throws the debris at your face. It's certainly interesting. Plus it's got Gillian Anderson! I've missed her terribly. I'm not sure how wide of a release this thing's gonna get on this side of the pond, but if it does make it over here I'm sure it'll be entertaining at the very least. Director Michael Winterbottom doesn't often disappoint. The guy is either brilliant or completely bonkers. Probably both.

Click it here to see Steve Coogan as a fetus...