Bowie + Nolan = Tesla

Hey guys, it's Donnie...This is probably the coolest news we'll hear all week. Chris Nolan's next not-Batfilm is The Prestige, a tale of two turn of the centry magicians dueling for magical supremecy. Our two magicians have already been cast, Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman, and we also know that Michael Caine will play Jackman's mentor. So how could you possibly make your movie any cooler?

Add David Bowie.

And how do you make it even cooler than that?

Cast him as Nikola Tesla.

Seriously...I think the whole week's worth of news just peaked. Nikola Tesla was a crazy cool individual, and I absolutely cannot WAIT to see what Bowie does with the character. Sunday I finally watched Labyrinth for the first time and...oh man, Bowie is nuts. Not only is he 12 kinds of creepy, but he's also got the biggest package ever. The man redefines "stuffing your shorts," and yet somehow...it just works.

I no longer care in the slightest that we're gonna have to wait to get another Batman film because this movie just sounds too fucking awesome to pass up.