19 July 2005

"And As For The Whole Gangbang Scenario..."


Hey guys, it's Donnie...My namesake invoked The Smurfs in one of the funniest pop culture reference scenes ever. Well prepare to be transformed by the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life, because they're comin' to the big screen...

That's right, Paramount and Nickelodeon are set to bring forth a 3D CG animated Smurfs adventure to your local megaplex. (Who uses the term megaplex anymore?) After Garfield, and considering yesterday's Ninja Turtles announcement, I suppose it's only a matter of time before the rest of my childhood becomes totally exploited and forcefed down the throats of unsuspecting youths across America. I really hope that someone is telling these kids that the entertainment that they cherish so much is just recycled versions of the same crap their older brothers and sisters used to watch, thus begging the question, were we just as screwed and just didn't realize it? Gah..........

Whatever. I'm still waiting for Heathcliff and The Junkyard Gang.

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